the plastic poncho tag is COMPLETELY dominated by brandonflowersinaplasticponcho 

i call that a major win

“they say the devil’s water, it ain’t so sweet…”

little sister: I like flowers!

me: really? what kinds of flowers?

little sister: pink flowers!

me: what about Brandon Flowers?

little sister: 

an observation only a Victim would notice…. can anyone else guess what’s up with his hand? XD
yummygummysweaterpuppies: Is that Shane? Or no? i think it is!!! and anyway Brando looks perfff

imagine waking up and rolling over and seeing Brandon lying there asleep shirtless with his hair all messed up and stubble and maybe snoring like Tana Flowers is the luckiest bitch on planet earth

my brother’s old best friend was just hanging out with Mark Hoppus… and this is the same friend that met Brandon…. if only he and my brother still hung out, just imagine how i could benefit….

what if Brandon Flowers is pooping right now

me if I meet Brandon Flowers:

Brandon: Hi!

Me: can i touch your face